Things I’m not blogging about today include:
- corrupt electronic voting and lame Georgia voting laws
- the powerlessness and deep frustration over the overwhelming approval to ban gay marriage
- have we lost all humanity?
- how I really don’t want to blog today
and finally – my parents arrival for a five day visit
Instead, let me tell you how I fought crime and won. Only, it wasn’t really a crime, it was more of an act I approve and partake of and there wasn’t a fight but a civil and pleasant handing over.
Post huge project day (it went well, yay!), I got to work from home. Sitting at my home office, staring out at the curb, I watched an old man walk by, pausing to look at our garbage containers. I looked back at the computer briefly and when I turned back to the window the man was walking off with our recycling bin.
“Nooooooooo!” I lept from my chair and ran for the front door, instead of flinging the door open, the knob came off in my hand. Stupid broken door. Then I realized I didn’t have shoes on. To the back door!
Bright red crocks on my feet, successfully let out of my house, I ran down the driveway. By this time the old guy had almost reached the end of our block. “Wait! Wait! Stop! That’s my recycling bin!” I yelled, my arms flailing above my head as I ran down the middle of the street, in my pajamas with severe bed head. Now who’s the crazy person here?
The thief turned at my calls, looking surprised. “Oh, I’m so sorry!” he said as I approached, huffing and puffing. “I thought you were throwing this out.”
Sigh. I must interject a detail here. You see, we have yet to receive the city issued recycling bin, even after many phone calls and many false assurances. Instead we use a regular plastic tub, like the kind you might use to store junk in your attic or basement.
“That looked like a bin I could put some stuff into.” he said, handing the bin back to me. I told him I completely understood, that I condoned reuse and had grabbed stuff off the curb many a time.
We then got to talking about garbage collection, politics and the neighborhood. It turns out he lives just around the corner from me and has lived in the hood for thirty years.
Not only did I get my fake recycling bin back but I made a new neighbor friend and I thwarted crime.